doortotomorrow:

Yeah, look at you, lookin’ all smug and cocky in your over sized leather chair…Probably sippin’ on a glass filled with fangirl tears, because you’ve raised the bar so high that no other man will do for them. Don’t pretend to not be aware of what you’re doin’, sendin’ women’s hearts on fire with everything that you do. Don’t be surprised when you find your face beside the words “sexual frustration” on Urban Dictionary. You know perfectly well that you’re sex on legs. YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I READ YOUR BOOK!!!

Ben Jago, the manipulative bastard.